Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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