My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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