and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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