At least make sure they are 18
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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