**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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