omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
the raccoons are back...
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