my mouth tastes like poor choices
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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