The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She bit a glass in half.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
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