i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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