There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
