We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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