her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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