I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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