do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
should my penis look like a turkey
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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