well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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