I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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