I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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