quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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