I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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