is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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