Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Fuck me I smell like cheese
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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