A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
