It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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