is your mom at the bar?
People in love make me want to vomit
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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