OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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