come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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