just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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