I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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