Ambien. No doubt about it.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Your cock deserves a montage
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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