oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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