Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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