the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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