dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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