i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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