so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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