Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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