Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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