I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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