Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Randomize
