i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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