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Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.