come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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