Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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