i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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