me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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