Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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