This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
not ubering you a puppy
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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