I could have mohawked her pubes.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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