Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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