Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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