I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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