You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
His hands were made for my vagina.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
soo... how was my night?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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