covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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