Small penises have feelings too.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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